Let's Work Together
I would love to photograph your wedding!
Let's Do This!
Send me a message via my very fancy form, asking any questions you have (unless they're maths questions, I am rubbish at maths) and let me know when and where you're getting married!
I limit the number of weddings that I photograph each year, so fingers crossed I am free to eat a slice of your wedding cake (and I guess photograph your wedding too)!
FAQ
We haven't set our date yet, can we still contact you?
Of course! Or if you're one of those ultra prepared types, you can contact me when you're still single and start planning the big day before your first date! That won't scare them off, I'm sure!
Will my wedding photos have a big ugly logo on them?
Absolutely not! Your photos will be completely logo free. Some photographers add the logo as a marketing tool. I simply ask that if you love your photos, you consider tagging me when you post them on your socials, and recommend me to your friends and family if you think I'm great to work with and you love my work! That way, YOU become my logo. Or something. I'm not sure where I'm going with this. To the next FAQ it is!
Keith you dummy, you've only got one wedding package! Can you put something together for my big day?
Oh go on then, you've talked me into it. Yes of course, please get in touch and we can chat about your day and what you need, and I will put together a bespoke package to suit your needs. But no matter what the package, I shall be swiping a slice of your wedding cake when you're not looking because you're dancing with your drunk friend from secondary school. No cake, no camera... dems da rules.
I've heard that couples have to feed their photographer at the wedding. Will we have to buy you a meal?
Definitely not! A hot meal is most definitely always appreciated, and it means I can back up your photos and sort my gear out while the venue sorts a meal out, but I'm genuinely more than happy to bring my own food like a big boy. You're OK with smelly fish aren't you?? (joke!)
I've been at weddings where there are two photographers. Do I need a second photographer?
Not necessarily, but I do regularly work with a second shooter. It will depend on many factors, such as how many guests, where you and your other half are getting ready and other considerations. We can chat about this as every wedding is different and it is definitely something that I can arrange when needed.
If I am bringing my dog to my wedding, perhaps as a ring bearer, will you be able to get some photos of my four legged pal?
Oh my god your wedding just became even more awesome yes yes yes yes oh my god
Are travel fees included in your package?
Yes, all travel fees are included for weddings within an hour of Bexley. Beyond that, you can either supply me with a helicopter, or just pay a modest amount to cover my petrol costs and potentially overnight accommodation depending on where you're dancing the night away. I'd prefer the helicopter but I'll leave it to your better judgment.
Do you have a recommended videographer?
I do indeed! Mike Pelling not only creates beautiful wedding videos, but he is such a cool and awesome person to have at your wedding. Check out his work and let him know that Keith Malda recommended him to you.
mikepelling.com
What are some reasons why we should NOT pick you, Keith?
1. There is a 100% chance that I shall be swiping a slice of your wedding cake, even if I have to push your Nan out of the way to get the slice with all the icing. Sorry, Nan.
2. If I spot one of your guests picking their nose when they think nobody is looking, you'd better believe I'm grabbing a photo of that!
3. If you might find it weird that I'll be making a quick FaceTime call to my lovely dog, Lucy, during a meal break, just to ask if she's being a good girl and to tell her about all of my highlights from the first part of your day.
What Are You Waiting For!?!
Hurry, you fool! Message me so we can reserve your date!!